- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
You ever just have those moments where you’re like shit I have loads of work to do. Well mix that feeling with feeling incredibly left out and isolated at uni, a dedication to a sports team, taking driving lessons with your test not that far away, not eating properly, recovering from the worst panic attack you’ve ever had and feeling homesick without a home as your mother is in Australia; times that’s by ten and you’re about where I’m feeling.
Hashtag I am stressed the fuck out.
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