IT’S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES.
FINALLY 18!
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
(via xxilovetorunxx)
English Pronunciation
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
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The only words I can’t pronounce are the few that I’ve never heard said by anyone and a couple words I just didn’t know.
This is really nifty.
(via xholdonforever)
so pissed because my plans never go through
